Kangaroo Chaos | Uncle Grandpa | Cartoon Network

[ POP! ZAP! ] GOOD MORNING.

UNCLE GRANDPA,THE SURFACE DWELLER, WE'VE MADE MANY ATTEMPTSTO CONTACT YOU.

YOU HAVE?UH [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] I MUST HAVEHAD MY PHONE ON SILENT.

AND I ALWAYS FORGETTO CHECK MY TEXT MESSAGES.

OH, REALLY? 'CAUSEIT SHOWS THEY WERE READ AT 4:15 P.

M.

EARLIER TODAY,MATE.

OH.

[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]THAT'S WEIRD.

OUR COLLECTIVE THIRD EYEALLOWED US TO FORESEE THE CHAOS YOUR KANGAROO FRIENDWOULD EVENTUALLY CAUSE, WHICH IS WHYWE TRIED TO WARN YOU ABOUT GIVING HIMTHE ETERNAL ZIPPER.

I KNOW THAT THINGS HAVE GOTTENA LITTLE OUT OF HAND NOW THAT AUSTRALIA ISVOID OF ALL CIVILIZATION, BUT MAYBE THIS WILLGIVE YOU GUYS A GOOD REASON TO FINALLY GO ABOVEGROUND — STRETCH YOUR LEGS,MAYBE WORK ON YOUR TAN, BUY SOME REAL ESTATE –A TASTE OF THE GOOD LIFE.

YOU CLEARLY KNOW NOTHINGABOUT AUSTRALIA.

BECAUSE OF ITS LOCATIONON THE REAR END OF THE EARTH, ITS ECOSYSTEMIS VERY DELICATE.

[ CHOMPING ] IF ANY OF THESE STRATEGICALLYPLACED ELEMENTS ARE REMOVED, AUSTRALIA WILLLOSE ITS STABILITY AND DETACH ITSELFFROM IT'S FOUNDATION, CAUSING THE CONTINENTTO BUILD MOMENTUM AND BOOMERANGOVER THE ENTIRE GLOBE, DAMAGING ALL THE OTHERLESS IMPORTANT COUNTRIES.

[ BANG! ].

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