I really would like to apologise for not smugglingmy dogs into England because it would have been a bad thing to do.
" Look away now Australia, because Johnny Depphas been showing how he really feels about that awkward apology video.
"Australia's a wonderful island, with a treasuretrove of unique plants, animals and people" "It has to be protected.
""Australia's free of many pests and diseases that are commonplace around the world.
Thatis why Australia has to have such strong biosecurity laws.
""And Australians are just as unique, both warm and direct.
When you disrespect Australianlaw they will tell you firmly.
" "I am truly sorry that Pistol and Boo werenot declared.
Protecting Australia is important.
" The star and wife Amber Heard recorded thisvideo message last month after the couple tried to take two pet dogs into the countrywithout going through the proper quarantine procedures.
Heard had faced charges of illegally importing the animals but an Australian court let heroff with a good behaviour bond after she pleaded guilty to falsifying travel documents.
The subsequent apology video was widely mocked.
and now it seems even Depp himself is gettingin on the act! I really would like to apologise for not smugglingmy dogs into England because it would have been a bad thing to do.
Because the Australians,though chipper, you know, kind of.
Yeah they are chipper.